Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
(Source: hiptoyourjive, via letstarthis-again)

By way of Parrotlet Babies.
(I like the p’let in the background of the bottom picture.)
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i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing
and I sit here like
Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??
that’s lotad you uncultured shit
(Source: 8bitmeow, via i-bleed-black)
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
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